The Sines of my Demise
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Berty's father gets busted and imprisoned for embezzling from the garden hose nozzle manufacturing plant in town. Thus, more than half of the people in town lose their jobs, and Berty’s friends and classmates blame her for it. Suddenly senior year is no longer a question of whether Hot Byrne with his glorious man bun will finally notice her and ask her out but whether she will make it through the school year without being Bubble-Yummed to the bottom of the pool and drowned in fruit punch.
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Selin, Elizabeth L., "The Sines of my Demise" (2018). Creative Writing Programs. 38.